He visits his local Technical College and finally chooses Car Mechanics. For months, he gives his all and spends every minute reading and working on engines. Leading up to the Finals he carefully prepares as he is convinced he'll make an excellent mechanic.
After the Practical exam, the tutor gives him 150 % ! Although very pleased with his all time best result he asks the tutor how it is possible to achieve this percentage !
" Well, " says the tutor, " I gave you 50 % for the dismantling of the engine, 50 % for its reassembling and then I had to give you another 50 % for doing all of it through the exhaust pipe " !
2007-06-05 10:40:06 · 16 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
first time i heard that joke
like it
a star for a star
2007-06-05 10:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-05 20:28:44 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 22:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Funny!
2007-06-05 10:54:12 · answer #4 · answered by MinibabeUK73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent one fotfl
2007-06-05 22:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by live life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-05 14:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO very very good cant stop laughing have a star
2007-06-05 10:59:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard it before. Well played .
2007-06-05 10:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-06-05 13:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to say i have heard it before.
2007-06-05 10:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋