"I am jumping on Oprah's couch and i wont get off till all of you follow scientology"
What will you tell him?
2007-06-05 10:35:40 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I won't tell him anything. I will roundhouse kick him in the face.
2007-06-05 10:38:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
I don't like you anymore...especially that you say women do not suffer after birth...maybe you should have a baby and then we'll have a talk about "Post Partem Depression."
AND you can tell John Travolta, he has 3 children not 2...You see Scientology doesn't accept people that aren't perfect...and John and his wife Have a 17 year old Autistic child...Nice guy huh?
2007-06-05 17:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say...."come on Tom let's be reasonable I have a Christian religion to get back to and you have movies to make get off the couch and go do your job"........and I think he would listen to me, not only cause it is rational but also it can not be to fun being on Oprahs couch...Yuck.
2007-06-05 17:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He should jump off her couch and land on her head. That might be fun to watch.
2007-06-05 17:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tom cruise is self absorbed Choad.....NOBODY cares what he and his tree munching, Scientology zombies think.
2007-06-05 17:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by tattooedscooterdude 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor couch.
2007-06-05 17:47:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Notice phyllis's assumption was WRONG... no one said that HA!
I would tell him to keep on jumping, it's good excersize :)
2007-06-05 17:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Beverly B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eventually he will get tired, or find someone else to annoy... just give him a little time.
2007-06-05 17:38:44 · answer #8 · answered by Lauren. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would say to him, respectfully, "Get out of that closet, Tom."
2007-06-05 18:50:14 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry dude. i guess you could jsut keep on jumping. but i guess thats a good thing for your calves.
2007-06-05 17:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by tina2000 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋