I want you all to know that the FSM loves you, always has your best interest in mind, and wants you to succeed. Even though you didn't ask for it, the FSM wants to touch you with his Noodly Appendage so that you can have the opportunity to live in paradise, with a beer volcano and a stripper factory. Pretty cool! Take advantage of it. Have a great day. Yarr!
2007-06-05 10:35:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The rumor that a pirate once beat up Chuck Norris was actually a myth invented by Chuck himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates are now extinct, 93% of them having died from roundhouse-kick-related injuries. Pirates never were very smart.
2007-06-05 10:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I must admit I've been a believer a while, but can't get behind the beer volcano and strippers. What's in it for women? Where's the chocolate lake? The Nanny factory? The massage room?
2007-06-05 10:41:50 · answer #2 · answered by merrybodner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Flying Spaghetti Monster needs to get in line behind Eris, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, the Nuclear Platypus, the Invisibles, and all the other would-be saviors of the weird. I'm booked.
2007-06-06 03:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by stmichaeldet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Strippers and Beer Fountains forever.
Yea!
2007-06-05 10:40:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are too funny. I like my spaghetti on a plate with sauce and garlic bread or cream sauce or butter thank you for the laugh PS What is the flying spaghetti monster anyway and thanks for the laugh. E4G
2007-06-06 05:45:23 · answer #5 · answered by encourager4God 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm gluten intolerant, so the FSM gets my thumbs down. I'm happy enough without a deity thank you very much.
2007-06-05 10:39:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Kool, I didnt know that!!! I thought that the invisible pink pony the 47 old guys in my head talk about only did that!!! This is could be offensive.... but I think it's funny!!! watch it though!!!
2007-06-05 10:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by Haz the Preacher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I took a bite of the flying spaghetti monster and he gave me heartburn.
2007-06-05 11:03:45 · answer #8 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May you all be touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen!
2007-06-05 10:41:31 · answer #9 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if it has my best interests in mind, why is it made of spaghetti? I can't stand it! and I'm not interested in a paradise without cheddar.
2007-06-05 10:54:27 · answer #10 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋