Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a** and having the balls to say, "You're next."
2007-06-05 10:26:16 · 4 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sherlock holmes and watson pitch up a tent on the camping trip. it gets late and they both go sleep in it. in the middle of the night, sherlock holmes asks mr watson:
"mr watson, see the stars in the sky? what do you ponder?"
mr watson replies:
"well, i think that the universe is vast and that there are probably people camping just like us somewhere on earth looking at the stars too."
then sherlock holmes says:
"Watson you idiot!! Somebody stole our tent!"
2007-06-05 10:33:38 · answer #1 · answered by annlyvqp 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're next hahahaha. Damn that is a severe case of elephantitis balls.
2007-06-05 17:48:20 · answer #2 · answered by Tsee Baeng 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, women have guts...and all men have balls by default....now, chutzpah, that's a completely different thing all together....
2007-06-05 17:30:43 · answer #3 · answered by knowitall73 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-06-05 19:55:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋