HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "F**K YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer f**k you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
2007-06-05 10:22:03 · 32 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL me and my old man are into the Hall Sex
2007-06-11 04:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this like Jeapordy where you give the answer and I ask the question?
What are two reasons to date and two reasons never to get married?
2007-06-05 10:25:40 · answer #2 · answered by Chris Knight 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny. Currently I'm at the "bedroom sex" level.
2007-06-05 10:25:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you have forgotten the most common type of sex---sex with one's self, which occurrs during all four phases that you mention, and forever after, amen
2007-06-05 10:27:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.hilarious.thanks for the laugh.
this shows we have to marry a new girl everyday(just kidding)
2007-06-10 03:00:07 · answer #5 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but house sex isnt just for married pppl i do it everywhere in our home
2007-06-05 10:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by truepink 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is real funny. The first two apply to me!
2007-06-05 10:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by loops 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny shiit.
2007-06-05 10:25:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about the sex posh people have thier coal delivered in
2007-06-10 21:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 14:41:31 · answer #10 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋