A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me, mithter,do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so
that he's on her level and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwackwabbit,
or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
2007-06-05 10:20:53 · 16 answers · asked by theresa t 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha good one
2007-06-05 10:23:37 · answer #1 · answered by Magster 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I get really annoyed with all the crappy jokes I see on here most of the time, so I must admit, that was actually pretty funny.
2007-06-05 10:33:05 · answer #2 · answered by RedneckBarn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2016-05-17 13:19:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats really funny. How cute it shows thatyou should never judge a book by its cover it could be really bad.
2007-06-05 15:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Funny i'll give you a star! thanx for the laugh!
2007-06-05 10:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by sk8ter_girl_of07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Great punchline! 10!
2007-06-05 12:33:49 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Thats a good one! Star for you!
2007-06-05 10:25:39 · answer #7 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea I've heard it be4
it's a really good one
2007-06-05 10:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!! Really funny!!!
2007-06-05 10:36:13 · answer #9 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that was great
2007-06-05 10:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by Batdan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋