Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says, "I want to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely nude." They say fine, she strips naked from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams, "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away. For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says, "What did she roll, anyway?" The second dealer says, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."
2007-06-05 10:19:05 · 19 answers · asked by bilbo b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious! I should try that sometime. LOL
2007-06-05 10:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try
and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become
entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune the store manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
2007-06-05 10:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by JohnnySmoke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl, the revenge of the blond, really like it, hope I remember 2moro,
cheers
2007-06-05 10:25:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS FUNNIER THEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WHEN I SAW SHE SAID I WOULD FEEL LUCKIER IF I WERE NUDE. THATS A GOOD WAY TO GET MONEY I SHOULD TRY IT. lol
2007-06-05 15:50:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think a man could get away with that if the roles were reversed?
2007-06-05 10:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok here's one:
so there is a blond a redhead and a brunette, they are in trouble for something and are going to be shot. They are in line waiting for their turn to die when it is the brunette's turn. She yells hurricane!!! everybody looks and she runs away saving herself, then it is the redhead's turn, she yells tornado!!!! everybody looks and she runs away escaping her death. Now it is the blond's turn, she yells fire! and they shoot.
2007-06-05 10:22:31 · answer #6 · answered by Shira 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this blonde is very smart or very lucky. hahaha!
and to answer the first guy. i think guys wont stand a chance hahaha!
2007-06-05 20:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! Good one! 10!
2007-06-05 12:28:33 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuuunnnyyy!!!I also enjoyed some of the answers!Keep it up!
2007-06-05 10:53:10 · answer #9 · answered by SR.REPUESTO 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2007-06-05 10:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by jack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋