A little OLD lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this
problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times
since I've been here in your office.
You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the hell you gave me, but now my farts...although still silent...stink
terribly."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."
2007-06-05 09:49:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Seldom do I hear a new one. But this is one. GREAT JOKE
2007-06-12 17:01:42 · answer #1 · answered by Phineas J. Whoopee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, okay, Fart Jokes are really weird, but that did make sense.
2007-06-05 09:54:18 · answer #2 · answered by Hot - Maddie - Rod 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow girl this is really cool i love it and keep up the good work girl because you really did hit the spot with this one and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it and take care girl because this really was funny lol 10/10.
2007-06-05 10:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 13:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha...thats totally hilarious.
Thanks for the laugh.
you earn my star.
2007-06-12 22:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by Schumi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2016-05-17 12:57:17 · answer #6 · answered by angeles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
star
2007-06-12 22:56:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it before and it's still a good one....
2007-06-12 17:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by Gipper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one...keep posting these..these really make me laugh...it was soo cute!
2007-06-12 15:05:12 · answer #9 · answered by >>Riot!<< 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-06-12 04:31:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋