self boob job crazy?

Question

i'm gonna giv mysekf a boob job, i got syringes antiseptic numbing cream etc. i've studied the leg (where i will take the fat from with a syringe) and the breast ( where i will implant the fat in the same way) I know its mad but i'm gonna do it regardless of what anyone says just wondered if anyone had any tips on not causing serious harm as i'm a bit worried!

Answer 1

Hi sweetheart! If you are able to go through with it, I thought you might want to know what the next few hours and days will be like.
a few hours after you finish, you will start vomiting. This will continue and you will get very thirsty. You will not be able to hold down water. A few hours later, you will notice that everything is very dark and that will start to worry you. Either you will go to a hospital, someone will take you to the hospital or you will die. If you go to a hospital, on check-in you will hardly be able to walk if you can at all. They will take your blood pressure which will be about 60 over 40 mmHg or less. They will then stuff a catheter in you put you on an inversion table and try to get you upside down so blood will continue to flow to your brain. At that point, they will have lines in you in more than one place and if they have problems finding a vein, they may choose your neck to stick, They will load several liters of fluid in you in hope they can get your blood pressure up. By this time your fever will be around 105 and will reach almost 107 before they cover you in ice to keep your brain from literally cooking witch will cause irreversible brain damage if not death. After they finally get some response, they will send you to either ICU or CCU as you are beginning to have multiple organ failures along with being diagnosed with refractory septic shock. Your kidneys will ahve ben shut down even before you got to the hospital. Your lungs will start to harden and turn to plastic. You blood oxygen content will barely be 70% even with 5 liters of oxygen an hour. They will have to restrain you because the fever has made you crazy and you have tried to pull our your lines several times. After your intense screaming for some time, they will finally induce a coma with propafal or deprovan. You will finally know some peace for the first time since you got to the hospital. You will have vivid dreams that you swear are true but they will be of things that can't possibly happen and that will disturb you for months. They will finally decide you must be on life support as your ARDS is getting worse and you are not breathing well. During the next days, you fever will vary from normal to 107 and you will be packed in ice several times. There will be so much fluid pumped into you that your head will hide your ears and your legs will look like those of an elephant. There will be a few times when the doctors just wait because they've done everything they know and at these points, you will either die or not. If you are VERY lucky, you will be taken off life support and brought out of your coma about 2 weeks after you enter the hospital. As you get better, you discover you have lost about 80% of your muscle and you can not even stand up. After about another two weeks, you can finally stand up and go home but you look like you've just been released from a death camp and then you find out they had to remove your breasts due to not being able to stop the infection any other way.
Now, I am a guy. I personally love women with smaller breasts. There are hundreds of thousands just like me out there and I am sure that right now, we all wish you would just chill and let us love you the way you are.
Please....

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Answer 3

I really can't tell if this is for real (it seems too crazy, but who knows), but I can promise you that it won't work!! You might well cause serious harm because shoving needles into yourself is inherently risky, but you won't manage to get fat out of your leg let alone insert it into your breast. You're much more likely to end up with serious infections and damage to breast tissue than any change in breast size!!!

What's wrong with your breasts as they are? Do you really want big heavy breasts that give you back ache and get in the way in bed or hurt when you do anything active?

Answer 4

Dont do it. If you are really that worried about your image save up and get one done properly. You will seriously hurt yourself if you do it yourself. Besides you need an artificial silicon implant. You can not just cut fat from one part of your body and stick it somewhere else. Breast are a special kind of tissue. It is not the same as other body fat. Even if you dont manage to kill yourself in the process the fat will just be broken up by your body as its not supossed to be there. Please dont do it.

Answer 5

Nice One!! As far as I know they put silicone in the breast. Don't even know if the tissue in your breasts will accept the fat from your leg. There's going to be an unmeasurable amount of pain.Local anesthetics just go so deep and goes on for about half an hour. listen to the people that answered you already...

Answer 6

WAIT! do not do it at your age. do somewhat diagnosis, i don't be conscious of if u comprehend that its a surgical technique that needs to be as much as date... the implants many times purely final approximately 10 years. i be conscious of a few ppl w them, one female had between the implants smash, and the different female had an rather difficult time with it, there exchange right into a night that i took her to the ER through fact them. (she had the implants positioned below the pectoral muscle, and the muscle spasmed, and it made it incredibly puzzling to breath bc she exchange into in plenty soreness. we've been the two utilising on the time, separate autos, and he or she called me, when I observed her, her lips have been blue through fact she wasn't getting as plenty air as she mandatory, and that exchange into additionally making her panic, i drove her to the ER). i be conscious of that sounds poor, yet those are issues that she needed she could have familiar. and in the adventure that your 14, you have nonetheless have been given lots of time to develope extra breast tissue. i exchange right into a B cup until i exchange into like 18-19, and that i've got been as super as a 34D, yet am at a 34C now, and intensely pleased with what I even have. Its all what you're making of it. i could def wait until your older nevertheless. they are actually not all that they are cracked as much as be...

Answer 7

Tip #1: put 911 on speed dial

Tip #2: make your funeral arrangements in advance

Tip #3: call your friends and relatives and issue a final goodbye

Answer 8

If you don't want to cause serious harm, don't do it. It's the stupidest thing that I have ever heard. To be completely honest... you deserve whatever harm you bring on yourself. How immensly shallow. You would rather kill yourself, than have small t*ts?

Answer 9

This is the craziest thing I have read on Yahoo Answers. And obviously you agree it is crazy because you posted your question in "Mental Health"and not in one of the more logical "health" categories like Women's Health.

I have no answer to your question, I just hope you don't kill yourself.

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Answer 10

talk to a docter or plastic surgeon for advice and keep a phone for 911 just in case.