Advice for the GREATEST PLAN EVER!!!!!!!?

Question

Right now I'm a senior in high school going to college. In about 10-15 years I plan on having a career and good money. I also want do something crazy. SLAP A LION. No weapons, no armor, just me, my pumas, and my will to prove a point. I plan on going to Africa and finding a old (if dying, perfect!) lion and slapping it TWICE if I can. Any suggestions on how I could do this without getting killed or injuryed?
My plan is to get into perfect shape (already in ok shape. 5'5 167 pounds. 14% body fat. wrestled for 2yrs and played football for 2yrs) during my 10-15 yr wait. I also plan to become almost a Lion research Master to know lion's habits. Then life with African tribes for about a year to know how to hunt.

I AM DEAD SERIOUS. I plan to post this on youtube, if they still have it in like 15yrs.
What else could I do to get ready?

One of the problems is that old lion are usually the leader of the pride. And always have lionesses near them. But li

Answer 1

make up a will... just in case.

Answer 2

so... you're going to slap a lion and probably run away screaming like a little girl and you seem proud of it, right?
get a life.

Answer 3

its very mountainous. i could say quit via the villages. they are so cool. additionally, carry dissimilar JACKETS. its chilly and wet interior the summertime. me and my friends made the comparable mistake. its plenty warmer interior the wintry climate although. no one thinks its chilly because of the fact once you think of of nz, you think of of warmer no count if, yet i spotted that in case you flow to the capital, its the southern maximum capital of the worldwide so it gets the arctic's climate. yet its an fantastic journey. have relaxing

Answer 4

HAVE FUN CAT FOOD BOY

Answer 5

you are nuts!