2007-06-05 08:42:51 · 29 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you trick God into thinking you're just going to run across the street to buy a beer while he's on his way, he'll arrive immediately.
2007-06-05 08:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 6⤊ 2⤋
Give the delivery guys a 3 dollar tip, and I guarantee they will start putting you first in line. I never have to wait longer than 20 minutes for a pizza. It's PAY, not pray.
Shalom.
2007-06-05 08:50:09 · answer #2 · answered by NXile 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The Native American gods are in control of pizza delivery. You have to go outside and do a pepperoni dance. Preferably in your underwear while pouring beer on your head, but that's optional.
2007-06-05 08:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by N 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think a prayer to St Anthony of Padua, the patron saint of lost things would be a good one. When I was about 6 the nuns taught me to say "St Anthony, St Anthony, please come around. Something is lost that can not be found" I think if you inserted the word pizza delivery man it would work. Plus, St Anthony is Italian so its a given he wants your pizza to arrive!
2007-06-05 08:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If your heart is right with God, He will prepare the table before you and you won't need the pizza delivery guy or any money to pay him.
2007-06-05 08:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A prayer to St. Domino, the patron saint of delivered pizza, should suffice.
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2007-06-05 08:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Saint Domino - Patron Saint of Delivery Drivers.
I actually got to sneak on here for 5 minutes before I'm out the door. I wonder which saint is repsonsible!
2007-06-05 08:46:12 · answer #7 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
What an inspiring question!!!
Try with the words:
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, bring the pizza to my door!
2007-06-05 08:54:55 · answer #8 · answered by Milica L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh god bless the delivery guy
and tell the the guy on the phone there's a BIG tip in it for him.
2007-06-05 08:46:53 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The kind that goes over the telephone:
"Beautiful pizza man, I will offer you a big tip offering of my veneration if you get here really fast..."
They usually listen.
2007-06-05 08:48:11 · answer #10 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lord, please help the pizza delivery guy to have a safe trip and find our house quickly, according to Your will not mine.
2007-06-05 08:48:06 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋