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Jesus may have lived to be 33.5 years and Hugh Hefner is almost 80 and still doing better than most of us ; )

2007-06-05 08:38:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

If Jesus owned Heff, Jesus wouldn't have been running around with hairy apostles.

2007-06-05 08:48:35 · update #1

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Hef is a god.

2007-06-05 08:40:52 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 3 2

Jesus loves human beings..he got here to earth clothed in human flesh nevertheless he's God..purely for Hugh Hefner...and others like him. on a similar time as we've been yet sinners..God enjoyed us. Its the kindness of God that leads a individual to repentance.

2016-12-18 14:50:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Jesus. Jesus lives forever in heaven and Heff only has a few more years/viagras left.

2007-06-05 08:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by Lauren. 4 · 3 0

dude Jesus OWNS Hugh Hefner

2007-06-05 08:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Neither.
It would be arrogant of me to think I could be Jesus and I know that I can't
and ... I am female and of quite a different stature of maturity than even that 80 year old man. But.... I think he's funny.

2007-06-05 08:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by sassinya 6 · 1 0

Id rather be Jesus. I dont want to live until I'm 80

2007-06-05 08:41:18 · answer #6 · answered by Haz the Preacher 2 · 2 0

I think there's only one right answer here. Hugh Hefner.

2007-06-05 08:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hugh - he's had a better life and made a more positive impact on the world.

2007-06-05 08:49:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yeah, Hef's nearly 80--and he's the poster boy for Viagra. I think he's become a caricature of the 'man' he used to be.

2007-06-05 08:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by wanda3s48 7 · 0 0

yeah but Hugh Hefner probably can't get it up like he used to.

2007-06-05 08:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

If Jesus was God then Jesus because I could just make billions of hot women who would sleep with me and get naked..

2007-06-05 08:41:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

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