1) Degree on the wall reads "Doctor of Swingology."
2) Keeps repeating, "If you can't change course, you must divorce."
3) "I'm afraid there's not much you can do with a penis that small."
4) Her latest book: "Women are from venus, Men are lying B*stards."
5) "just shut up and screw" doesn't seem like good advice.
6) After you've enough "session points," you can choose either a pepper spray or a tazer gun.
7) When you and your spouse claim sexual incompatibility, he throws a couple of pillows on the floor and says, "prove it."
8) "Communication, schmunication - let's talk about "backdoor love"....
9) "Mr & Mrs Smith, Dr Ike Turner will see you now."
10) You quickly discover that his motto, "Don't worry, be happy," is pretty much the extent of his knowledge of the english language.
11) Always takes Hilary's side.
12) In order to open the lines of communication, she begins the first session hooking your genitals up to a car battery
2007-06-05 07:58:53 · 12 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and tossing your wife the keys.
13) Agrees with husband that a request to "honk on bobo" is foreplay enough.
14) "Mrs Jones, I believe your husband is correct. You are a whiny b*tch."
15) Her last name has six hyphens.
2007-06-05 08:00:51 · update #1
oh,thats funny,I must show this to my brother,hes seen a lot of marrage couselors and hie stupid ex,s blamed the counselors for not hearing her side of the story.
2007-06-05 08:08:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your spouse says "I have fallen out of love with you" don't panic. It doesn't mean your marriage is over. It doesn't even mean they don't love you. How to get your spouse to love you again https://tr.im/7ELB5
What it does mean is that your spouse has lost their way, or doesn't understand the many stages love and a relationship goes through.
You are being called to take charge of the situation, guide your spouse towards understanding this process, and even begin to rekindle your relationship.
The key to success is in understanding what is happening in your marriage and the role that love plays. It's very easy for us to connect losing the feelings of being in love with actual loving when it is not really the case.
2016-02-12 07:34:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious.
2016-05-17 11:16:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Myklia.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-05 13:25:42 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny..
2007-06-05 08:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 08:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I think I know that counselor...lol
2007-06-05 13:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny I needed that!!
2007-06-05 08:09:14 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-06-05 08:58:24 · answer #9 · answered by LEIGHA. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clever. lol
like it
xxx
2007-06-05 08:03:24 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋