On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all of her family. She suddenly realized she had forgotten to get shoes. Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately, they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over, Sophie's feet were hurting real bad.
When she and Edward withdrew to their room, the only thing she could think of was getting her shoes off.
The rest of the family crowded around the door of the bedroom and they heard roughly what they expected; grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually they heard Edward say, "God, that was tight."
"There," whispered the Queen. "I told you she was a virgin."
Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say, "Right. Now for the other one." Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward said, "My God. That was even tighter."
"That's my boy," said the Duke. "Once a sailor, always a sailor."
2007-06-05 07:46:33 · 18 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Once a jester...always a Jester!"
nice one......LOL!
2007-06-05 14:47:16 · answer #1 · answered by Yisi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 22:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good chuckle. 10/10
2007-06-05 08:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha V Funny
2007-06-05 07:50:59 · answer #4 · answered by Pandora 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 07:51:49 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg 10/10 loved it
2007-06-05 07:54:12 · answer #6 · answered by lovepixiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Thats wonderful!
2007-06-05 08:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely Lady 27 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Cowboy.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny as hell ha ha.
2007-06-05 13:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA,
Kinda nasty, but still Hilarious!!!
2007-06-05 10:25:14 · answer #9 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aaaaaggggghhhhhhh funny
2007-06-05 08:13:00 · answer #10 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋