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2007-06-05 06:53:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

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Lol. Well theres this really big rainbow colored bird called a 'stork' and he flies around the world every day delivering millions of babies to mommies and daddies. But first the mommies and daddies had to do a certain special thing. Once in a while the stork will drop babies which can result in some brain damage. Sometimes the stork messes up and gives a couple the wrong baby to the parents (sometimes of the wrong nationality) thats when the daddy starts to wonder... but dont worry it was just the silly old stork! lol....

2007-06-05 07:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well this is what happens your mom goes to the moon when you are at school and get a little dust from the moons ground and puts it into her belly button and the baby starts to grow up your mom has to slap it a couple of times so the baby does not come out looking like you.

2007-06-05 06:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by crazyjoe91e 1 · 0 1

Having ample prenatal care, taking prenatal nutrients, treating STDs and heading off medicinal drugs and alcohol would possibly cut down the chance of getting a baby with a bodily deformity, however a few are simply flukes of nature and regardless of the mother and father doing the whole lot proper a child can correctly be born with a deformity.

2016-09-05 22:43:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

well when mom and dad love each other the dad takes his pen0s and sticks it into the moms va gin@ and they have s3x, the spern mixes with the womans eggs and a zytgote if formed after 9 months the zygote becomes a baby, the end

2007-06-05 07:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by Never Back Down.Never Look Back 2 · 1 0

Antarctica

2007-06-05 06:59:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Ask your mother...in my family babies come from love and grow in the mommy's belly. My daughter is 4, and that explains it perfectly for us.

2007-06-05 06:57:33 · answer #6 · answered by thesunshineking 2 · 2 0

Sonny and Cher

2007-06-05 06:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Brndn 3 · 0 1

The milkman.

2007-06-05 10:20:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The stork brings them. Haven't you seen any cartoons?

2007-06-05 06:56:43 · answer #9 · answered by anch49 3 · 1 1

Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love eachother very much...

2007-06-05 06:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by [192882] 5 · 1 0

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