A young boy came home from church, with a puzzled look on his face. "What's wrong, honey?" his mother asked. "Well, we learned about all of the different people that the children of Israel met. There were Canaanites, Edomites, and Jebusites. So, if you're from Paris, does that make you a Parisite?"
2007-06-05 06:41:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Is that the best you can do? That isn't even a particularly good pun, and it's far longer than it needs to be.
2007-06-05 06:44:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless him.
He knows a lot about the bible but know little about real world affairs!
Where is this world heading too? where children don't even know anymore that milk comes from cows, apples from trees, and babies from flowers!
2007-06-05 13:47:55 · answer #2 · answered by Mikhael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rolling
2007-06-05 13:44:34 · answer #3 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ba-dum-pa.....
Funny
2007-06-05 13:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
barry here is one...the blacker the barry the sweeter the juice!
2007-06-05 13:45:04 · answer #5 · answered by God is love. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one made my eyes bleed.
2007-06-05 13:44:22 · answer #6 · answered by benignmalaprop 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I like that one.
2007-06-05 13:44:44 · answer #7 · answered by Vintage Glamour 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah.... funny
2007-06-05 13:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by sassinya 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, yes it does indeed...
2007-06-05 13:45:54 · answer #9 · answered by Goddess Nikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ok
2007-06-05 13:44:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋