patient says: bad news 1st, worse news after.
doctor: i'm very sorry but the results show u have AIDS.
patiens: ok, and the worse news?
doctor: you have alzheimers disease, im very sorry.
patient: oh thats excellent news doctor, at least i dont have AIDS
2007-06-05 06:40:14 · 23 answers · asked by HMB-100% Princess 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im not saying this as a joke, i got told it today, and find it discusting, like some1s taking the pee. sorry if you thought i was saying it as a joke.
2007-06-05 06:46:57 · update #1
NONONO
2007-06-05 06:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by Dalola 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Recently I was on holiday in Thailand and was offered a 'Lady' for the night but refused. The pimp looked at me and said, "Aids takes ten years to kill you, and you haven't got ten years." Is this what is known as Cold comfort?
2007-06-09 05:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does AIDS stand for Ars* Injected Death Syndrome?
2007-06-05 06:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How boring and unfunny.Maybe ur not cut out 2 B a comedian.
2007-06-05 06:43:46 · answer #4 · answered by Olivia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! Gotta love alzheimers jokes!
2007-06-05 06:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by Angelo C 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 07:53:46 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I forgot what I was going to post.
2007-06-07 07:11:01 · answer #7 · answered by Uikiat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just poor taste
2007-06-05 06:43:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes a little !
2007-06-05 06:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by Haaaz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no that's just really mean what if you where that patient?
2007-06-05 07:03:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
2007-06-05 06:46:59 · answer #11 · answered by libra_girl_jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋