A woman spots a little old man sitting happily on a park bench and wanders over for a chat.
"I can't help but notice how happy you look,! she says. "what's your secret?"
"well," replies the man, "I smoke, drink, eat junk food all day and don't exercise..."
"Wow!" says the woman. "How old are you?"
"twenty-three."
2007-06-05 04:50:27 · 12 answers · asked by shoegalxx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
avideogamer.....most the jokes on here are in non-question form stupid! Get out of here if you've no sense of humour you point collecting ho!
Sorry to all else....feel better now! :-)
2007-06-05 05:06:39 · update #1
lol
2007-06-05 04:54:06 · answer #1 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle
2007-06-05 04:53:59 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurray!! Two points for answering the non question.
2007-06-05 04:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by avideogamer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I laughed so much at that one, my false teeth fell out!
2007-06-07 07:08:18 · answer #4 · answered by Uikiat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVL so the rumors are true about all those things ;D
2007-06-05 04:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by Melodé 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a moral within the joke. i liked it.
2007-06-05 05:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's Bad! Wasting himself like that ...LOL.
2007-06-05 05:12:29 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
momma is that you its getting kinda hazy
2007-06-05 05:00:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, heard that one earlier..
2007-06-05 06:11:56 · answer #9 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
Nice one
2007-06-05 04:53:35 · answer #10 · answered by XXkarlaXX 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋