A driver was stuck in a traffic jam. Suddenly, a man knocked on his window. The driver rolled down his window and asked, "what's up?". The man said excitedly, "President Bush has been kidnapped by terrorists. They will cover him in petrol and burn him if they don't get $10 million ransom." "well what do you want me to do?" "Well we're going from car to car and collecting for the cause," answered the man. "Aha...And how much are people giving?" asked thedriver. "Oh, somewhere around one or two gallons."
2007-06-05 04:22:57 · 16 answers · asked by shoegalxx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woooo!! Where's the Matches?!! LOL. LOL.
2007-06-05 05:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-06-06 06:00:33 · answer #2 · answered by Dustygem 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
put me down for a gallon i`ll make it 2 if you do teflon tony at the same time
2007-06-05 04:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first thing I thought of was how much gas do you need, because money I don't have to give.
2007-06-05 08:15:37 · answer #4 · answered by Brenda N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurray!! Two points for answering the non question.
"I'm Ron Burgandy?"
2007-06-05 04:38:29 · answer #5 · answered by avideogamer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where May I contribute?
whose collecting in this area.
2007-06-05 04:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMBO....thanks for the laughs lol I have got to star you lol
2007-06-05 04:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by T B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahha rolfl
2007-06-05 06:19:28 · answer #8 · answered by Izzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT"S REALLY GREAT! BOO BUSH! Here's a star.
2007-06-05 04:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ha ha ha
10/10
2007-06-08 22:15:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋