A man walks into a pub with his wife. His wife sits down while he orders a drink and a friend of his at the bar asks him where he's been.
"on holiday," he replies.
"where on holiday?" his friend asks.
"spain."
"whereabouts in spain?"
"some little village on the coast."
"what's it called?"
"I forget. What's the name of that plant that grows up the side of houses?"
"ivy."
"Thats it," he says. "Ivy, what's the name of the village we stayed at in spain?"
2007-06-05 04:14:29 · 18 answers · asked by shoegalxx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I suffer from the same problem. That's why men invented terms of endearment, like honey, sweetie, etc...
2007-06-05 04:49:54 · answer #1 · answered by rdrnnr1972 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W2G Great Joke, Here's a Star!
2007-06-05 04:25:19 · answer #2 · answered by catluvr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-05 04:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YaaaaaaY
2007-06-05 05:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took awhile to click the meaning but awesome when i did lol
2007-06-05 05:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Melodé 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! He must have been an Old Man! LOL.
2007-06-05 05:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hurray!! Two points for answering the non question.
2007-06-05 04:44:37 · answer #7 · answered by avideogamer 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Love it. Great joke.
2007-06-05 04:18:21 · answer #8 · answered by LISA H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-06-05 05:13:40 · answer #9 · answered by foxychick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one :)))) Tks for the laugh.
2007-06-05 05:11:15 · answer #10 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋