FUNNY OR NOT please star for a laugh?

Question

THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1--- I do physical labor.
2.-- I work at great depths.
3.-- I plunge head first into everything I do.
4.---I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5.---I work in a damp environment.
6. --I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7.-- I work in high temperatures.
8. --My work exposes me to diseases.

Reply: From Management

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:
1. --You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. --You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. --You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. --You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. --You do not take initiative -- you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. --You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. --You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. --You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. --You are unable to work double shifts.
10. --You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. - And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely, The Management


Five reasons not to be a penis:
1. ------You're bald your whole life.
2. ------You have a hole in your head.
3. ------Your neighbours are nuts.
4. ------The guy behind you is an asshole and...
5. ------Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

Answer 1

it took me 10 minutes to answer this cos i couldnt stop laughing. it is so funny

Answer 2

Brilliant! Cheers!

Answer 3

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Answer 4

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've never heard it put that way.
I'll give you a star AND a virtual star!!!
If I could give you two real ones, I would!!!!!!!

Answer 5

omg that is so funny!!!! Lol, I could not stop laughing when I was reading dis!!! Thanks for the joke!!! I'll be gald to give you a star!!!

Answer 6

like it! lol. i may have to save it :)

Answer 7

very nice~

Answer 8

Too funny!!!!


Loved it

Answer 9

VERY GOOD thanks for the laugh this morning!!!!!!!!!!!
lmao
I'm e-mailing this one to my cousin if you don't mind.....

Answer 10

ROFLMFAO!!!