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Late-Night Jokes About Global Warming
"According to a new U.N. report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet." --Jay Leno

"The report on climate change said that humans are very likely making the planet warmer. To which Hillary Clinton said, 'Hey, can't blame me for that one.'" --Jay Leno

"President Bush has a plan. He says that if we need to, we can lower the temperature dramatically just by switching from Fahrenheit to Celsius" --Jimmy Kimmel, on fighting global warming

"Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary Coleman is going to drown." --Conan O'Brien

On this web site there are two pages of jokes like the ones above. I to am concerned about the environment but if you need a break go check the website out. Some of the things there are pretty funny :) / http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/environment/a/globalwarming.htm

2007-05-29 23:44:59 · 8 answers · asked by Michael N 6 in Environment Global Warming

8 answers

thanks! one of the sad things is that too often people when involved with any cause, tend to take themselves so seriously that they can turn people off to what they are saying. we have to be able to have a sense of humor about things, or we are just going to become the pushy tree-huggers ranting on about something-or-other.

2007-05-30 01:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by elizabeth k 2 · 1 0

No not all the time we have to live in between to enjoy this life.

2007-05-29 23:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by ihwenus 2 · 0 0

thanx 4 the link...

2007-05-29 23:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by chilli p@neer 1 · 1 0

yes

2007-05-30 14:57:58 · answer #4 · answered by Jimmy K 3 · 0 0

Best post on global warming I've seen in a while. Thanks.

2007-05-30 02:05:49 · answer #5 · answered by Bob 7 · 1 0

no we don't have to
lol

2007-05-29 23:52:34 · answer #6 · answered by succubus 5 · 0 0

Sooooooooooo funny! Thanks for the laughs! :)

2007-05-30 03:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♣♥ 4 · 1 0

thanks

2007-05-29 23:50:47 · answer #8 · answered by booge 6 · 1 0

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