This a good joke ive herd edit it a bit hope u like?

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This a good joke ive herd edit it a bit hope u like?

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I
want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing
beside her.

"Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

2007-05-29 22:07:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

muahahahaha!!! nice one!

2007-05-29 22:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Didn't make me laugh.

2007-05-30 05:11:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋

GOOD ONE.

2007-05-30 05:12:29 · answer #3 · answered by 10-T3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋