First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body Covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that
you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.
"For an example..", the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in
his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The student's freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on
it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention".
*star if you like;-)
2007-05-29 21:56:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Holy F#cking Sh!t! That was awesome!!!
2007-05-29 22:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask the Chinese government. And don't compare the bible( the holy book, the word from God) with some Chinese novels. It's the same as buying a Harry Potter book. God doesn't need money, but humans can't live without them.
2016-04-01 04:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know this one but its a lesson on listening and paying attention. The proffesser gets a pot of urine out and starts going on about how brilliant it is to find out what is wrong with someone..
2007-05-30 00:43:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beautifully copied and pasted. You not only need some new material but you need some of your own. As the welsh would say at the end of the day "No Star"
2007-05-29 22:10:43 · answer #4 · answered by willie 57 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yeh,really good, lmao,hav a star
2007-05-29 23:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by live life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Double Gross..but a good one!!
2007-05-29 22:34:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAAAAAAGH!!! 10/10 Exellent!!!!! AAAAGH!!
2007-05-29 23:01:32 · answer #7 · answered by Welshdragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. He fooled them good.
2007-05-29 22:07:03 · answer #8 · answered by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where have I heard that before?
2007-05-29 22:01:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww gross lol
2007-05-29 22:03:54 · answer #10 · answered by cobbler_98 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋