After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do
that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for
you," says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.)
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
"Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the
dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.
"So bust him," says the Chief."I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the cop. The Chief exclaimed," Allthe more reason!" "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a
bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?" Cop: "Bigger." Chief: " The Governor?" Cop: "Bigger."
Chief: "The President?" Cop: "Bigger." "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?" Cop: "I think it's God!" The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What makes you think it's God?" Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur !
2007-05-29 20:39:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very cute joke -- I might just pass it along to our priest for this Sunday -- he loves to start his sermon with a good religious-related joke when time permits! Thanks!
2007-05-29 20:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 04:36:20 · answer #2 · answered by bugayong 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanx 4 making me laugh! its a wonderful joke!
2007-05-29 20:58:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke.
2007-05-29 20:56:28 · answer #4 · answered by sagarukin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Love this one!! Hopefully i will be able to remember it so I can share it...
2007-05-29 21:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by browneyedangel_forever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you have some more .
You had touched me , by your joke.
2007-05-29 21:07:38 · answer #6 · answered by Jacky.- the "INDIAN". 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was quite funny!
2007-05-31 04:02:14 · answer #7 · answered by SMILEY B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
veryyyyyyyyy funny and looooooooooong
2007-05-29 20:49:43 · answer #8 · answered by t m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-29 20:57:26 · answer #9 · answered by sweetsomething2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-05-29 20:43:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋