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go out and save the world like you're supposed to, as for me im sleepy from sitting on my butt all day arguing with your inferior logic

2007-05-29 17:47:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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And while they're at it, give all those possessions to ME!

2007-05-29 17:51:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

There is no logic in the four accounts, inferior or otherwise. The accounts tell the life, death, and resurrection of Jesus. They contain the teachings which for the most part, the Jews rejected.

All the logic you have will not get to God, a belief in a God that keeps his promises. Asleep or awake, standing or sitting, you would clearly know that you are an atheist (without God), someone who has heard the message and rejected it.

Answer: Moving on to the next question.

2007-05-30 00:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by J. 7 · 1 0

And what have you done to stop the evil in the world?

yeah, that's what I thought. No single raindrop ever blamed itself for the flood.

Enjoy your arguing, I'm sure it's getting you somewhere. Here's an orange cookie and some milk for the road.

Incidentally, did you know that Christians give twice as much money to charity than Atheists do? It's a fact as reported by the IRS.

2007-05-30 00:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 3 2

They don't like to do the hard bits. Christianity is a pick and choose religion but the important thing is the pursuit of wealth.
Did you ever see a poor church.

2007-05-30 01:22:00 · answer #4 · answered by brainstorm 7 · 0 0

Jesus also instructed his male followers to pluck out their eye rather than have a lustful thought---ain't seen many one-eyed Christians around this neck of the woods!!!

2007-05-30 00:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by huffyb 6 · 0 1

Jesus was preaching to men. Women have a higher spiritual potential due to the ability to bear children so it goes man-woman-god (god is not gender specific). So the idea is to give your wallets to your wives fellas.

2007-05-30 00:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by tacs1ave 3 · 0 1

I see you have been sitting on your inferior logic all day.

2007-05-30 00:53:50 · answer #7 · answered by jenx 6 · 2 0

Because that's the one literal interpretation of the Bible they DON'T want to highlight! They'd have to do the Christly act of visiting the poor, downtrodden, neglected, and sinful. Do you think Jerry Falwell would've stooped so low as to extend charity towards the poor? Naw...he had his feedbag and college to keep afloat, anyway.

2007-05-30 00:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

The Lord says to tithe 10% of your earnings, using the other to live on, care for the needy, and care for the Lord's flock

2007-05-30 00:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by Kris 3 · 4 1

God tells us about people like you. he says " The fools are always sleepy from sitting on their butt all day arguing with themselves. "

2007-05-30 00:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

My question, too!! Same for the the very rich among all the other religious denominations of the world.

2007-05-30 00:50:40 · answer #11 · answered by OP 5 · 0 2

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