2007-05-29 15:36:27 · 9 answers · asked by CustomBentley 2 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Your laptop makes your lap warm, heating up your intestines, making them work faster. You need to get a butttop or headtop computer.
2007-05-29 15:44:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sheila 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TXBowe...I am soooo sorry I accidently pushed thumbs down not up so then I tried to tell them but I think it will be a violation deal but I put in the comment that it was an accident and I thought it was the funniest thing ever and it made me laugh so much I almost wet my pants. Hopefully they will correct the error but anyway that was funny and I am sorry it was a mistake.
Girl that is weird...do you get on your laptop at the same time everyday or is it just varied? When I used to go to the library I always had to poo but not really diarrhea...lil scary
Maybe you can sue the maker of your laptop like people sue for coffee being too hot. LOL
2007-05-29 15:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there was a little boy in my neighborhood when i was still living at home named stu roberts. stu was a real nerdy lil thing, wimpy as hell, but smart as a whip. the same thing happened to him with HIS laptop. one day, he had his laptop on the schoolbus and was playing some nerdy role-playing game. he closed up the laptop to move up closer to the front because his stop was coming up in the next 4 miles or so. as soon as he stood up, he CRAPPED HIS PANTS and it got ALL OVER the seat, himself, and it got all over some of the kids too. well, after that, he got beat up 6 times before his parents moved him clear to the other side of the country. you better get this problem RECTified before u end up in the hospital, i guess......
2007-05-29 15:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by waterlily750 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that is the wierdest thing ever. I have heard that it is bad to leave lap tops in your lap for long period of time, but I did not know it could do that, you might want to call you doctor and see if they have anything to say about it.
2007-05-29 15:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by danielle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stomach Flu.
2016-05-21 14:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by lourdes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-29 21:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try taking Imodium AD before using your laptop or sit on the toilet while using your computer.
2007-05-29 15:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
whoa.
that is kinda funny, but you probably don't see it that way.
you might wanna get that checked out,
or just leave you laptop on your desk.
good luck! :/
2007-05-29 15:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
coincidence?
unless the heat loosens it... but thats doubtful
2007-05-29 15:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by Mimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋