I would imagine the Lord God has a much better computer
than that devil has down there in hell
2007-05-29 15:33:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God's definitely doing the open source thing on Linux.
I would assume that both sides of the equilibrium would have access to the same technology. Prolly the same stuff we use right here in the tangible world.
2007-05-29 15:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by FieryOutlaw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God's PC Configuration
IBM PS20
Come with 129 KB of RAM
2 MB Hard disk
1x 320KB Floppy Drive
Intel 8088 8 MHz
Devil's PC Configuration
4GB of RAM
1 x CDRW/DVD RW
320 GB Hard disk
4 GHz Intel processor
It's the main reason that people need to PRAY to god then evil.
God takes time to respond
Evil takes no time to respond.
Example
An airplanes crashed, 99 dead and 1 survived.
2007-05-29 15:42:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
* They moused.
* They did spreadsheets.
* They wrote reports.
* They sent faxes.
* They sent e-mail.
* They sent out e-mail with attachments.
* They downloaded.
* They did some genealogy reports.
* They made cards.
* They did every known job.
But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
"Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves"
2007-05-29 15:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In most movies, the good guy uses a Mac, and the bad guys use a PC.
So: God uses a PC, and the devil uses a Mac.
2007-05-29 15:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by eldad9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lucifer uses a Dell PC, God uses a Mac most of the time but when he does use a PC he uses one he built himself with a Lennox operating system.
2007-05-29 15:45:22 · answer #5 · answered by al0ne_in_a_cr0wd 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would use Macintosh, since Steve Jobs is a staunch christian ....... Devil perhaps uses PC running Windows, since Bill Gates is an atheist .......
2007-05-29 15:44:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I trust that the system God would chose will serve His purpose.
2007-05-29 15:38:02 · answer #7 · answered by rezany 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol apple. god uses a 286 because he's obsolete.
2007-05-29 15:38:21 · answer #8 · answered by Pisces 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All I know is this: Jesus saves! Satan lost all his work in a server crash...
2007-05-29 15:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would imagine that Satan uses "Apple"
2007-05-29 15:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋