Then: gas 10 cents a gallon
Now: Gas $34565757847357898889992532424211 a gallon
Then: Take a ride in the car
Now: Take a ride in the fricken envelopes that tell you you owe money to the fricken IRS
Then: Piled high in joy and love
Now: Piled high in the fricken envelopes the mortgage fricken payments are in
Then: Dandy and laughter
Now: Fricken swimmin in my own crap
Then: Clean house
Now: fricken can't pay the bills for my toilet so it's piled high with crap
Then: Hide and seek
Now: Fricken playing hide and seek with my keys so I can't go to work now crap
Then: Your toy trucks are blown up by the evil monster
Now: Your truck is blown up by the fricken IRS
2007-05-29
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