TRUE STORY!!! :D
My class was in a food technology lesson (basically where you learn to cook some stuff). And we was copying down the recipe for pizza, and the teacher writes on the board "Mozzarella". And everyone copies it down, except me and my best mate.
She turns around and goes to me "What do you call a princess Muslim? MOZZARELLA!!" And at the exact same time I was saying to her "What's an important Muslim called? MOZZARELLA!!"
Hehe, we're mind readers :D
We're only 14 so star this if you found it funny :)
If you were offended, I appologise, but I did warn you, so it's your own fault really.
2007-05-29 13:58:30 · 15 answers · asked by Nic 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry, should really have explained.
As a racist I assumed that people would know lol. A "Mozza" is a derogatory word for a Muslim. And the ending "Ella" is something that you'd put on the end of a word to make it into a girls name :)
2007-05-29 14:08:57 · update #1
Chicia D and Beauty, I didn't mean that Muslim or Islam was derogatory, I meant that calling someone a "Mozza" was derogatory, because they are not Mozzas, they are Muslims. Just like it is derogatory to call a white person "milk" because they are not milk, they are white.
Sorry that you read that wrong.
2007-05-29 14:37:52 · update #2
hehe funny, im starrin
2007-05-29 14:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I am muslim, I found it a little funny, but when read the additional details, I learned what a low life you are. We are Humans trying to live in a corrupted and prejudice world, with people like you. I think that you should be ashamed, making Muslims seem "deragotory". The only reason I read this joke is so I can find out what a 7aqueer you are. Go ahead and make a joke and make me seem "deragatory".
2007-05-29 14:30:15 · answer #2 · answered by palestinian princess 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Meh
2007-05-29 14:57:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kid trying to play in big people's world .The sad thing is i don't thing you have the brain power to be racist
2007-05-29 14:10:49 · answer #4 · answered by llamedos 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 14, and look at the sh*t storm you started! Nice work, kids.
2007-05-29 17:57:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA ha h... what? i have no idea what your talking about mozzarella boy/girl what every you are. lol
2007-05-29 14:04:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
still funny in a way thats not
2007-05-29 15:32:48 · answer #7 · answered by Roze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got the gist of that,quite funny too. it was one of those- u kinda had to be there!!
xxx
2007-05-29 22:13:47 · answer #8 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you look at my avatar you may see and figure out that i am muslim! my name is pronounced chik.uh.de. which is a muslim name and allah will forever punish you
2007-05-29 14:31:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
it wasnt really that funny but good try
2007-05-29 21:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋