Can I sue Cheerios Cereal after all the medical bills I had to pay because of what they did to me?

Question

About one month ago I decided to have a fresh bowl of good hearty cereal and decided to eat cheerios as it states it is good for you. ( THEY ARE WRONG )

Well a pieace of cheerios got stuck in my front teeth and would not come out. 1 week later I had a severe infection in my mouth. They had to remove 40 % of my top gums because they were so infected.

About 400 US Dollars in medical bills.

I also lost my fiance over this because she said my mouth looks ugly now . I want 5000 US Dollars for the inconvinience of losing my fiance over this.

My cat wont get anywhere near me or lick my mouth like he used to. He wont even get within 10 feet of me , So I am assuming the smell of my mouth and the loss of gums has kept him from me. I want 10,000 US Dollars for this.

I was also fired from my clown gig job at the kareokee bar because they say I now look like the Clown from the Stephen King Movie " It" and that I would just scare people away. I want 5000 US Dollars for this.

What is my legal recourse?

Can I also hire a celebrity Lawyer to help me with this?

Also when I win my money what kind of car should I buy with the winnings? Im going to go on a nice shopping spree.

Also Why doesnt CHEERIOS have a warning label on their box that states that the little pieces of oats can get stuck in your gums and cause infection?

Answer 1

Sue their butts off. After I read this story, I dumped all my Cheerios in the garbage. Thanks for the warning.

Answer 2

If I believed a word of your question, I would point out that Cheerios is NOT the name of the company. If I recall properly, General Mills is the company you wish to sue. In my experience, cheerios would completely dissolve in hours. $400 in dental bills would not cover the dentist telling you there was an infection, let alone removing almost half of your gums.

Answer 3

Ever heard of dental floss?

It isn't Cheerio's fault you have poor dental hygiene. You left the piece there long enough to form a severe infection in your mouth? You know how long that takes?

Cheerio's makes no claims that their product is good for you in a dental way - they claim it is good for cholesterol. That is a far cry from gum disease. You should be brushing and flossing after each meal. If you fail to do that, then it is your own damn fault that you lost your fiance, cat, and dignity. Seems to me you had none to begin with. . .

P.S. - grow up.

Answer 4

Oh the humanity! You must find the phone number for Erin Brokovich's law firm! This injustice cannot stand any longer! Get a silly looking Euro Smart Car with the settlement money. It's the perfect fit for a clown like you.

Answer 5

I hate to break it to you, but you lost your case when you admitted you lost your fiancee.

That alone probably saved you half your lifetime earnings, and saved you from an early grave due to stress, or possibly death by Battered Wife Syndrome (real or imagined).

You could probably make up the dental bills by telling your story on Cheerios commercials. Single men would do well to follow your example and eat right for a healthy life.

Answer 6

Why should he care? She was white. His pastor would have thrown him out of his church for doing something like that. Of course he'll give his cousin in Kenya all kinds of money to help disrupt elections over in Africa. He deserves that money. He's not white. I wonder if MIchelle Obama is proud of that also....her husband helping fund the most violent and disruptive election that has taken place in Kenya for decades. I guess there must have been whites involved in it somehow, eh? African elections are normally never prone to violence. The reporting of body counts along with vote counts is just a tradition thing....typical white people wouldn't understand it.

Answer 7

NO You can't sue Cheerios here on Earth because they are made on Saturn That's why they are little rings like the ones around Saturn. You will have to go back to Area 51 and steal another UFO and fly to Saturn to sue Cheerios. Good luck tell me how it goes

Answer 8

i can't begin to tell you what's wrong with your thoughts & you! you actually waited a week with an infection? a dentist's treatment for a condition that you describe is only charging you $400 (american dollars), huh? that's cheap! your cat licks your face? is that the same face that kisses your (ex) girlfriend? no wonder why she's your 'ex'. money-grubbing mothball slug. who held a gun to your head & told you to eat cheerios in a way that would cause your spacey teeth to space out? for that matter, who held the gun to your (empty) head & told you to eat cheerios? oh my silly friend - cheerios are good for me but not for you. tell you what...if you are planning to go ahead & sue the cereal people, i'm going to buy stock in the company. after they laugh your butt all across the good 'ol americas, their stock will rise in $$$ you couldn't possibly imagine. thanks for the stock tip!

Answer 9

Damn! You only paid $400 to have most of your upper gums removed? Hell, I shelled out $750 for a cap.
Is this Oral Surgeon practicing in the real world now, and if so what's his number?

By the way ..... GET REAL!

Answer 10

It's sad, but you could probably find a lawyer to take your case...but they would be smart enough to bill you by the hour rather than contingency (like most PI cases) so that they'd actually get money out of you while you get nothing, just get poorer from lawyer's fees.

Answer 11

Brush and floss after each meal! Your mother should have taught you this. I will tell you that cheerios is an air puffed oat cereal and could not do such damage in such a short time.This is your fault and no one else! You will get nothing and you should get nothing!