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Three drunks were sitting at a bar.

The first drunk says "I went into my daughter's room, looked in the closet and found a case of beer...i didnt even know she drank!"

The second drunk said "thats nothing - i went into my daughter's room, looked in the drawer and found a pack of cigarettes...i didnt even know she smoked!"

The third drunk said "you two think you got problems? I went into my daughter's room, looked under her pillow, and found a pack of condoms..."

"...i didnt even know she had a penis!!!"

2007-05-29 13:38:21 · 13 answers · asked by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol lol ha lol ha lol ha lol

2007-05-29 13:56:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo

2007-05-29 20:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnnnnn!

2007-05-29 20:44:20 · answer #3 · answered by 0219 3 · 0 1

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-05-29 20:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Bad bad girls!
clueless dads!

2007-05-29 21:01:19 · answer #5 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0 0

HA....michelle has a penis?! wait til i tell everbody.....heeheeheee

2007-05-29 21:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO nice

2007-05-29 21:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

What the crap kinda crap joke is this

2007-05-29 20:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by to the moon 2 · 2 3

eh
not that good

2007-05-29 20:40:56 · answer #9 · answered by a person 5 · 1 2

LOL. My god ... where do you get all these??? :)

2007-05-29 22:01:53 · answer #10 · answered by mistaken4sane 4 · 0 0

funny!!




hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

2007-05-30 03:13:25 · answer #11 · answered by marieLLe.ü 2 · 0 0

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