On a flight to Chicago,
a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.The flight attendant noticed his predicament.Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."He did what he needed to,and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one
labelled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.What a nice feeling, he thought.Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
2007-05-29 12:41:53 · 20 answers · asked by Lauren. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When the powder puff completed its pleasure,
he couldn't wait to push the ATR button
which he just knew must be the supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he was in a hospital.
A nurse was standing next to him,
staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
"What happened?" he exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover.
2007-05-29 12:42:29 · update #1
that's men for you can't leave womans stuff alone
hahahahaha
2007-05-29 12:47:57 · answer #1 · answered by theresa t 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok. I ought to make an apology by using fact i could no longer examine all of it. it is not by using fact that's long (you should work out a number of my questions) yet by using fact I already formed an opinion of him and there is not any escaping it no rely how solid something of if replaced into. My answer is assuming which you by no potential have been given returned with him and you're a great person who has a severe self love/comprehend... stay faraway from him. There are matters with him deeper than you ever want to be a ingredient of. i circulate to wager his mom and dad are the two divorced or one in all them is an alcoholic. i'm additionally going to wager that he replaced into abused as a new child, in step with probability no longer via his mom and dad yet in step with probability in school. I additionally want to assume that he broke up together with his maximum recent lady buddy in a poor way and now he's going returned to you by using fact he knows that there is unfinished business business enterprise and he's not chuffed until he has a woman on his arm.... look, you stated it so your self on your question. He made no attempt to get to renowned his youngster, he calls you names (and you tolerated it), he claims that the commencing up it replaced into no longer something yet intercourse then contradicts himself asserting he "needed you to get pregnant considering which you have been the single"...... he's a trailer trash participant... basically kick him to the shrink and come across a great guy which could keep his d*ck in his pants and not whore around to distinctive women human beings and have distinctive youngsters... interior the propose time, do some thing positive for your self, you deserve it! Have your mom watch the youngster(s) and circulate to the spa and get a rub down. you should spice up that vanity of yours (basically like my spouse does) and get on board with the chuffed prepare by using fact from the tone of this question, i think of you have long mandatory a trip from duty and carry out a little "me" time... solid success and undergo in strategies, do no longer do something which you do no longer want your youngster to coach returned and say "mom, why did you are attempting this".
2016-11-23 15:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by neisler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-29 13:20:59 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!1 thats soo funny!!!!!!!!!!lololol!! good one, u definetly get a start LMAO!! lolol!perfect, the best one i've heard!
2007-05-29 13:17:17 · answer #4 · answered by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Lisamaria. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how sweet. so cool wait till i tell my freinds!! u r soooo good at jokes hun :)
2007-05-29 13:18:48 · answer #5 · answered by *~Oo `PaLOmiTa` oO~* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu! LOL. LOL.
That's what happens when you meddle; trouble ! LOL.
2007-05-29 13:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Far OUT DUDE!!!! Mind if I borrow it?
LOL I'm ROTFL!!!!!
2007-05-29 12:46:38 · answer #7 · answered by blah blah blah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had period of stretching humor. Good one
2007-05-29 12:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh man that joke is hillariously funny...lol..
u make me laugh...u'll get star for that...
2007-05-29 12:51:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was HILARIOUS! I cant believe he actually PRESSED the buttons!!!!!!
2007-05-29 12:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by ilikebacon28 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋