a kid walks into the pharmcy and says to the ladie behind the counter, can you get me the blue thing right there? She says these are tampons do you really want these? he says yes they say you can swim and ride a horse, and my brother can't do either one. what do you think of that one?
2007-05-29 12:39:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhhhhh nice one...
2007-05-29 12:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a drug store and asks the clerk for tampons for his wife. She gets a box and shows them to him. He grunts, and walks around the store for a few minutes. When he gets up to the counter to pay, he's got a ball of string and some cotton balls. The clerk says, "Sir, I thought you needed to buy your wife some tampons." The man said, "Yes, but she said I had to start rolling my own cigarettes because it's sooooo much cheaper. If I have to roll my own, she can too!"
2007-05-29 19:44:53 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. Maintenance 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-05-29 20:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems like a sin but you got a grin LOL.
2007-05-29 20:09:45 · answer #4 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's funny! LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-05-29 20:32:13 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋