so0o guys im a gurl who loves to laugh and be romanced...tell me your best joke or give me your best line.
be my Fave and get 10 points...
2007-05-29 12:38:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
How much does a polar bear weigh.....?
Enough to break the Ice......
LOL that is the so freaking cheesy, it makes me smile.....haha
2007-05-30 03:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by CJS GuitarMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde went into a global message center to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost 200 bucks, she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money!! But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in France!"
The man arched an eyebrow, "Anything?" "Yes, absolutely anything" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me."
He walked into the next room and ordered her to come in and close the door. She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees."
She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper."
She did.
He said, "Go ahead... take it out."
She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, "Well... go ahead!"
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly, "Hello.... MOM?"
2007-05-29 19:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by j t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about funniest line, simply because I would laugh at any guy who used it for being dumb enough to use it:
if I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
2007-05-29 19:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by anonymous 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry im more witty than jokey --- and the circumstances are not appropriate for wit --- face to face is much better (not that im suggesting that either) --- have fun
2007-05-29 19:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by trader1867 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a freak.And a loser.Go kick a bucket.
2007-05-29 19:42:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Kristen♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why can't Gypsies have children?
2007-05-29 19:42:05 · answer #6 · answered by Spambot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i could rearange the alpabet id put u and i together
2007-05-29 19:41:33 · answer #7 · answered by jordan2004o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's all corny... but... "do you come in any other flavors besides yummy?"
2007-05-29 19:43:13 · answer #8 · answered by tonguering180 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋