A few American Christian go to heaven, and God bring them to the American section in the front. Then they see a group a little further away and they ask God who are they. God say that the Mexicans. Then there another group a bit further away and God say, their the New Zealands followed by a group of Kenya's and then the English and then the Greeces and the Indians and finally they see this group way out the back waving their hats play the dirigdo throwing boomaragangs, bush dancing and eatting damper and they ask God who are they and God says their the Australia thier the only one I can trust back that far.
2007-05-29 12:35:50 · 5 answers · asked by jobees 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This isn't even close to funny
2007-05-29 12:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have a better one:
There are three sisters, each named somewhat oddly. One day, they decide to ask their father about it. The firstborn, and prettiest, entered the courtyard first.
"Father, dear, I was just wondering why you chose to name me Snowflake," the firstborn asked.
Chuckling, the father sat her on his lap, and said, "Snowflake, dear, when you were born, your mother and I were at a loss as to what to name you. So we took you out to the courtyard, where a snowflake fell on your head. So we named you Snowflake."
Snowflake smiled and walked off, with her younger sister entering the courtyard next.
"Father, dearest," she began, her eyes opening wide.
Her father, who had begun to tire of being interrupted in his reading, looked up and said, "We named you Rose because we took you into a courtyard and a rose petal fell on your head."
Nodding, she exited, with only the third sister remaining.
She walked up to her father, and said, in a sweet tone, "Voo, bagoo tomotrin seetha for norwitz?"
Without looking up, her father said "Shut up Cinderblock."
2007-05-29 13:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Briar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was under the impression that jokes were supposed to be funny.
2007-05-29 12:44:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lies awake all night, wondering if there is a dog.
2007-05-29 12:39:25 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Maintenance 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no not funny at all
it was really stupid. sorry next time try to write something funny
2007-05-29 13:05:25 · answer #5 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋