Every time a Christian posts the undeniable truth that God is real and that I know it deep in my heart, I unleash my rage by making rude gestures at box of kittens in my evil underground shrine to evolution.
What do you do to blow off steam?
2007-05-29 12:24:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Fire up a fatty.
2007-05-29 12:30:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 1⤋
I am the chancellor of the Christain Hating Heathenistic Atheists Society. We have secret meetings and monthly pub crawls.
The third Wednesday of every month is naked hot oil Twister night. If you bring a poodle in must be shaved prior to the game.
2007-05-29 19:32:38 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Meat 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I have a huge stash of those Darwin fish. I sneak through parking lots replacing their Christian fish with them. Then I put bumper stickers on their cars that say "I'm was not born the antichrist, but I became one as soon as I could" and I contact the state license plate agency and request that their next plate has 666 somewhere on it.
2007-05-29 19:41:34 · answer #3 · answered by in a handbasket 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once in a while, I like to smoke a bit of imported green bud. It's been my preferred anger management tool for almost 40 years.
2007-05-29 19:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by Diogenes 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I yell at strange people in an incoherent wannabe French accent.
"Hyoo don' no ze slite-ist zing aboot mois! Merci geev me a croissant?"
2007-05-29 19:53:28 · answer #5 · answered by scrambled_egg81 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've been accused of partaking in the evolution conspiracy, designed by satanists who want everyone to be gay. I didn't make that up. Someone actually said that.
2007-05-29 19:34:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I usually have a little broiled kitten to make myself feel better. They really are quite tasty with a few onions and mushrooms. They go good with a nice Merlot.
2007-05-29 19:30:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
make sketches and notes on how to tortures those i dont like. they usually involve some sort of rusty cutting implement and battery acid.
2007-05-29 19:29:43 · answer #8 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I bite female missile crewmembers, turn them into lesbians and then secretly launch nuclear missile attacks on homophobes.
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2007-05-29 19:35:52 · answer #9 · answered by vinslave 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i am christian, and for the record I don't think all atheists are evil.
2007-05-29 19:33:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate... and put a hog avatar up to annoy people...
2007-05-29 19:38:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋