A woman gives birth to a baby and afterwards the doctor comes in and says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???"
The Doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite. What's that???
The Doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er...features...of a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my God! You mean it has a pen*s AND a brain?"
2007-05-29 12:15:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think you upset a few men with that one fidgety.
Did you have an extra bowl of bitchflakes this morning?
Made me laugh though!
2007-05-29 22:17:57 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hah funny. I used to mix those words up too back when I was younger. I'm not sure under what circumstances I was even using those words, but you can bet it didn't have the same implications as this poor "guy".
2016-04-01 03:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-29 21:23:08 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL. This IS Funny! LOL.
Good One! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, Ms. Fidgety, and have a great evening!
2007-05-29 13:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant have a star !
2007-05-30 12:03:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just Shows where the male brain cell live's, I mean with all those wild sperm it'll never be lonely..........LMIAOSFHISMS
2007-05-29 17:47:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao hav a star
2007-05-29 23:09:14 · answer #7 · answered by live life 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lel
2015-12-20 07:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by louis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its star time
2007-05-29 21:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
FFS< where do you get them from, that has to be the best yet:))
ROFLPM!
Got say, i just read it to my son, he is not amused, but I love it:))
2007-05-29 12:19:54 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 5⤊ 2⤋