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Bananas, creation museums, dying, flying mutant duck / crocodile hybrids, all those sorts of things

2007-05-29 12:12:02 · 19 answers · asked by LawDork 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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... Christians are afraid of dinosaur bones & gays. It's kryptonite.

2007-05-29 12:14:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8 1

Actually, flying mutant duck/crocodile hybrids are pretty scary. Just ask my family, who were all eaten by a flying mutant duck/crocodile hybrid.

2007-05-29 12:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by Minh 6 · 4 0

Fear not, for none of these things exist (except the bananas). The Creation Museum won't last.

2007-05-29 12:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2 0

I can understand you being afraid of bananas. But believe me I had nothing to do with that Adam and Eve thing.

2007-05-29 12:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hmmm afraid?

Hmmm I see.
Bananas, ok, why, I do not know
Creation Museums? Because they speak the truth that you cannot understand, and that which you cannot understand you are afraid of.

Dying,? That's natural for one who has no salvation.

All the rest, well that's Bologna

2007-05-29 12:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

That's funny. :) I've never met an atheist who was afraid of dying. Why should they? They don't believe anything bad happens or that they'll even be aware of death.

2007-05-29 12:15:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Judging from your answers... you need to be afraid of the Looney Bin...

2007-05-29 12:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by fatbabyceesay 5 · 0 0

Why does your being an atheist have anything to do with your fears?

2007-05-29 12:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by Mystine G 6 · 1 0

Doesn't sound like atheism has anything to do with it.

Perhaps you have an overactive imagination.

2007-05-29 12:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by Elana 7 · 1 0

Thanks for that! LOL. I keep hearing christians tell me that I realy do believe in god but I'm afraid of his judgement for my "sins." Then they call me a homo, which is uncalled for since it is biggoted and I'm straight.

2007-05-29 12:15:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

it could be because you dont kno what whould happen ti you if you were to die. where as other religions, such as Christianity ect... then you have hope after death

2007-05-29 12:16:21 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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