A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both mange to get to sleep, the woman on the top bunk and the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket.
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea...let's pretend we're married."
"Why not," giggles the woman.
"Right," he replies. "Get your own f****** blanket."
2007-05-29 12:05:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chinrasu...must have been before my time on here! :)
2007-05-29 23:23:41 · update #1
Quite right too..You know what they say about marriage fidgety?
When a man holds a woman's hand before marriage,it is love: when he holds her hand after marriage,it's self defence!
2007-05-29 22:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-29 21:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have given a star although this joke has already appeared in Yahoo!Answers long time back.
2007-05-29 18:27:50 · answer #3 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd throw a pillow at the fellow (Rhyme intended)
2007-05-29 12:13:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fer me, naaah, I-d think goin up & down would cause a good enough HEAT to warm both people MUHAHA ;-)
2007-05-29 12:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by pblahut70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-29 13:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You missed out the last line! It goes thus,....After a few moments silence,..She farted!
2007-05-30 10:43:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good un!! star 4 u!!
2007-05-29 12:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every time i think about going to bed you post another good one ! Thanks for yet another chuckle , have a star on me .
2007-05-29 12:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one... heres a star*
2007-05-29 12:10:36 · answer #10 · answered by Groovy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋