Mario and Marie,a nice young couple,were getting married and were planning on living with Marie's mother until they could buy a place of their own.On their wedding night they went upstairs&were getting ready for bed.Mario started to get undessed, taking off his shirt first.He had hair all over his chest.Marie ran downstairs&told her mother.
"Mummy!! Mummy!! He's got hair all over his chest!"
Her mother replied "Marie, you go upstairs&make your mother proud."
So Marie ran upstairs&found Mario taking off his trousers.He was etremely hairy all over his legs.Marie ran down the stairs to tell her mother.
"Mummy he's got hair all over his legs."
"Marie, you go upstairs&make your mother proud."
Marie ran upstairs found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks.Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look&ran downstairs.
"Mummy, Mummy, he's only got a foot & a half!"
At this her mother yelled,"Marie, you wait here,I'm going to go upstairs!"
2007-05-29 12:00:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No wonder her mother wanted to leg it upstairs fidgety.
2007-05-29 22:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-29 21:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi honey That was a well funny joke , top of the class for you ha ha ha your a star...
2016-05-21 02:43:15 · answer #3 · answered by samira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An atrocious joke. Here is a star for you!
2007-05-29 18:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by Hobby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol gd 1
2007-05-29 12:04:07 · answer #5 · answered by thatsnotevenaquestion 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...gd 1
2007-05-29 22:26:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! Hahahaha! Gonna take care of it, was she.........heeheehe..............Hahaha!
2007-05-29 13:51:25 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
didn't see that coming
2007-05-29 13:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol brighten up my day
2007-05-29 12:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by MeXbAbY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA good one!
2007-05-29 12:03:29 · answer #10 · answered by mnmz4lyf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋