A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a
slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again
and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,
"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and
bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains
for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart
rate. The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened!?"they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
2007-05-29 11:54:13 · 9 answers · asked by old man 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you I needed a good laugh
2007-05-29 12:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by wolfkiss 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Talk about NOT thinking... Either that or a guy that was needing sex so bad he did the 1st thing in his mind...
Caused a LINED POLE though... :-)
2007-05-29 12:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by pblahut70 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was belly laugh. Best one in days thx.
2007-05-29 12:02:43 · answer #3 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HaHaHa! Thats so funny! A star for you my dear! :-)
2007-05-29 11:58:04 · answer #4 · answered by jen123 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewwwww...funny, but still ewwww.
2007-05-29 11:57:28 · answer #5 · answered by oneword 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats halarious
2007-05-29 11:57:25 · answer #6 · answered by sweet pea 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice.... XD
2007-05-29 12:00:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lolzzzzzzz
;)
;)
2007-05-29 12:12:14 · answer #8 · answered by BAD GUY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross
2007-05-29 11:59:29 · answer #9 · answered by indychick18 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋