A doctor who had been seeing an 80year old at his surgery, for most of her life, finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realised she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs Smith, do you realise these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee. "Yes dear, I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 18year old grandaughter drinks...And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
2007-05-29 11:41:30 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i wonder what the grand-daughter's mixing into granny's juice every morning?
2007-05-29 11:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by Off the Key of Reason 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I'd heard that before.. I have one for you. A man goes to the doctors office and asks the doctor if there is anything he can take to better his love making at home. Doctor say,s no, but there is this little pill you can give your wife to make her a better lover. so he says OK and takes home a little jar with some pill,s. later on that nite while he is in bed waiting for his wife he reaches for the pill jar and takes one of the little pill,s and puts it in his wife's drink. then he thinks to him self, If this works for her it,s got to work for me, so he takes one also. NOTHING HAPPENED!!! they both fell asleep. well about an hour or so later his wife wakes up screaming. "I want a man, I want a man!!!!!" and he jumps up screaming" Me Too Me Too!!!!" Have a nice day!!!:)
2016-04-01 03:34:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-29 21:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't expecting the ending. Very funny
2007-05-29 11:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by (*_*) 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny enough to get a star.
2007-05-29 11:49:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT is good!! My mother thinks the same about my oldest neice (Ive no kids).
2007-05-29 11:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by pblahut70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't expect that last part. Very good.
2007-05-29 11:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one thx
2007-05-29 11:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AWW lololol
2007-05-29 11:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by indychick18 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didnt expected the last part
2007-05-29 23:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋