paddy and murphy were walking down the road one day when they found two piglets in the road, they took them home and paddy and murphy said to each other how will we know which is mine and which is yours?
paddy said i know ile cut the ear off mine, so he did, then they went asleep, next mornining the piglets had been fighting and one had bit the ear off the other, murphy said blimey now they've both got an ear missing, how do we know which is mine and yours, paddy said i know ile cut the tail off mine so that we know, so he did, then went asleep, next morning they had been fighting again and both had their tail missing, murphy said blimey how do we know which is yours and which is mine now?
paddy said sod it, ile have the black one, you can have the pink one.
2007-05-29 11:04:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good pml!!!
worth a star me thinks!!!
2007-05-29 11:09:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this an Irish joke? Are you prejudiced against people from Ireland? I'm offended. Now I'm gonna have to have another drink and try and forget about it.
2007-05-29 12:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...
Funny!
...Poor Piggies.
2007-05-29 11:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Badgerer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha that ones cute
2007-05-29 11:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Groovy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that joke
ha ha ha
2007-05-29 11:07:44 · answer #5 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute
2007-05-29 11:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl
2007-05-29 11:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by Theta Sigma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he likes you
2007-05-29 11:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by marc c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaha
2007-05-29 11:15:01 · answer #9 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,is she blonde?
2007-05-29 11:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋