Those d**n freeloading,hairy,feces throwing b******s! Why won't they move to some other planet? They eat all our bananas and make Creationists furious!
2007-05-29 09:24:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Creatrix: Now they are damaging my spelling! Get your paws off me you damn dirty apes!
2007-05-29 09:29:14 · update #1
Yes this still should be considered a drinking question.
2007-05-29 09:29:38 · update #2
some people don't understand homor!
2007-05-29 09:30:54 · update #3
Uh oh and for some reason I forgot to spell humor right.
2007-05-29 09:31:33 · update #4
Humans didn't come from monkeys, silly. Humans came from turnips.
.... In all seriousness, humans didn't come from monkeys. Humans and -apes- SHARE a common ancestor. Get thee to a proper biology class.
2007-05-29 09:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, listen up Valtor the Wannabe Human...the ongoing evolution theory suggest humankind and apes shared the same common ancestor--not that human came from "monkeys." This ancestor is known as the missing link. We don't know who or what form this missing link was.
How do you know monkeys are not complaining, "Hey, if we came from humans, why are there still humans?"
The key phrase is 'shared same common ancestor.' Now, Valtor, here's a banana and get back in your cage.
2007-05-29 16:32:43 · answer #2 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you most likely evolved from monkeys but i evolved from ape,s who have a larger brain capacity are able to use tools and learn sighn langage.
and they are still here to give you some thing or some one to look down on besides the mentaly ill and disfunctionable.
god dosent want you to look politicaly incorect throwing stones at retarded kids all day!
2007-05-29 17:04:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We did not come from monkeys - monkeys and humans share a common ancestor. Creationists suck at science.
2007-05-29 16:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the plural of monkey is spelled monkeys, so you're right there, but where you're wrong is that you didn't offer me a drink on this question!!!!!
**grabs the beer from the questioner's hand and chugs it**
maybe god should create a planet just for the monkeys that didn't evolve
2007-05-29 16:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
For the same reason that we still have wolves, even though all those hundreds (thousands) of dog breeds have been bred from them.
Just because there is newer and better, doesn't make old, tried and true obsolete.
2007-05-29 16:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It has something to do with monkeys, walking with something erect...
Gee I wonder if Michael Jackson and Bubbles got down and spanked the monkey together???
2007-05-29 17:01:03 · answer #7 · answered by humanrayc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they are waiting for their time to be man as part of continuing cycle of creation. If you die as we all will do, they will have to take our place. This coming end of the world may be their chance to evolve since all of us was said to be finito.
2007-05-29 16:33:34 · answer #8 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn dirty apes.
2007-05-29 16:26:33 · answer #9 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Monkeyes came from bananas, and bananas are still around right?
Fred Phelps, is that you?
2007-05-29 16:27:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋