For the Football Fans?

Question

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic
garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of
the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it
onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills
falling out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if
I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?" "
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs
up to the parking lot of the football stadium.Each time there's a
game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my
flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and
each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I
say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the
way, what's in the other bag?"

"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up"....

Answer 1

Hahaha! Great joke, and well delivered! LOL.

Kudos! 10*.

Thanks for the laughs, and have a great evening!

Answer 2

Happy Easter, Bevo!

Answer 3

OMG that is sooooo hilarious. In fact I think I"ll send it to some of my friends they'll probably think it is funny to.

Answer 4

i feel sorry for those guys who didnt pay up :)

Answer 5

OUCh

Answer 6

ooooo

Answer 7

that ones good.

Answer 8

Good one! I actually had a belly laugh thanks!

Answer 9

ahahahahaha!!!