A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from
London to
Melbourne.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and
placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a
drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen
whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and
said, "Me
too. I didn't know we had a choice."
2007-05-29 08:54:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao !
that's a good 'un
2007-05-29 08:58:38 · answer #1 · answered by weezyb 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why wont Australian civil servants look out of the window in the morning?
Cos if they did they'd have nothing to do in the Afternoon!
2007-05-29 09:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant,very funny.
xxx
2007-05-29 09:44:55 · answer #3 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious... lmao
2007-05-29 09:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Now, that's just Bad! LOL.
Funny, though!
2007-05-29 11:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh, needed it.
It's a bloodbath out there (Y!Ansers) tonight.
:-)
2007-05-29 10:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Snake Eyes 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh My God! Simply hilarious! LMAO!!!
2007-05-29 09:04:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,like to of seen the lookon that guys face...
2007-05-29 09:00:17 · answer #8 · answered by Hana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What airline is that. I have nowhere to go, but may be flying soon....
2007-05-29 09:15:54 · answer #9 · answered by jimapalooza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-29 09:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋