2007-05-29 08:53:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks for all of the offers, guys. Carpooling is obviously the way to go.
2007-05-29 08:57:30 · update #1
God shrinks you. How do you think all the Pagans, atheists, and vegetarians would fit in ONE handbasket?
2007-05-29 08:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought those of the assic tribe were small. Even if you can't fit, I'd have to imagine that if you were torn limb from limb and had most of your blood drained...
yeah, then it would probably work. But then again, God doesn't need a handbasket.
2007-05-29 16:00:17 · answer #2 · answered by Soundtrack to a Nightmare 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but also definite that you can't go to heaven, because you have to fit through the eye of a needle. If you can't fit in a handbasket, you can't squeeze through a needle, so its purgatory for you donkey.
2007-05-29 15:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey, only a few of us "chosen' ones get to go to hell in a handbasket. the rest of you have to find your own way.
2007-05-29 15:56:18 · answer #4 · answered by RU SRS? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you see the size of Paris Hilton's handbasket? I think Nicole Ritchie is in there.
2007-05-29 15:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We atheists have a specialist around here in making custom handbaskets... she's designing mine right now! It will be the special "party barge handbasket." We'll be going down as a family! lmao
2007-05-29 15:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I like baskets. I like Hell. I like hands. Is Hell a picnic destination for the Grim Reaper? Hey, that's my next question!
2007-05-29 16:28:59 · answer #7 · answered by Tabulah Erassa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Good question. But if hell really exists, I hope I never find out.
2007-05-29 15:59:06 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ kc70 ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well yes, but if you want to go, then get in my car and come with me,free of charge!
2007-05-29 15:58:22 · answer #9 · answered by Core 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah I am driving a bus down if you want to hop on.
2007-05-29 15:55:39 · answer #10 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋