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It is the perfect argument, everyone knows it. Athiests and Monkies are just too scared to admit it.

2007-05-29 08:17:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Haha, yes the old "Watchmaker Argument". A really great parody of this, written by an atheist, can be found here (where basically he uses the watch to explain how evolution works):
http://www.jhuger.com/watchmaker

2007-05-29 08:21:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I don't often cut and paste, but this question is very good, and the author of the watch story should be quoted;

"The stars are out in all their glory. As I stargaze, I think how lucky I am that the universe is a place where the laws of physics allow life and intelligence to evolve. I wonder, for just a moment, if those laws just happened, or if they were the product of intelligent design. I laugh, and go back to stargazing. I do catch-on eventually; given enough time."

The man has a marvelous mind, and the soul of an artist. Check the page out;

2007-05-29 15:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh yes. The Watcher in the Woods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Watcher_in_the_Woods

2007-05-29 15:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 1 0

to admit a lost watch in the woods is enough to convince someone theres a god? yeah i see thats a good argument, if your in a dr. sues book or on the andy milonakis show

2007-05-29 15:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Pardon me for being slow, but you're going to have to make some kind of application.

2007-05-29 15:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 0 0

Do not throw witches around. They are decent people with their own beliefs and should not be treated like.. oh.. WATCHES...

never mind.

Carry on...

2007-05-29 21:29:13 · answer #6 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 0 0

Only if god's hand comes out of the sky and picks it up for you.

2007-05-29 15:20:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Uh no I'll wonder why you spastically threw a watch in the forest. Honestly me and the monkeys fear NUTZING!

2007-05-29 15:21:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

If you throw me a Rolex, I will pretend I do

2007-05-29 15:29:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't know, but will the beggar that found my watch in the middle of the desert please return it. My name is written on it.
If you look it will say Rolex Oyster, that is me.

2007-05-29 15:22:22 · answer #10 · answered by U-98 6 · 0 0

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