I just had a loving Christian tell me that exact thing.
2007-05-29 08:08:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If you joke about hell, the terrorists have already won.
2007-05-29 08:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Ok i think we just entered the twi light zone!!!, how would making a joke about hell mean that you support terrorism?, ive heard some pretty messed up things spouted by religious people but that has to be the best!!!.
2007-05-29 15:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by butterfly01_2004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heh, accept Jesus or the Terrorists win.
Nice.
I think that believing in Hell supports terrorism, considering that if it is real, then millions of humans will be subjected to torture and pain for eternity. And seeing as God is the creator of Heaven and Hell, does that make him the number one supporter?
2007-05-29 15:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No it doesnt. I just read your joke and it had nothing to do with supporting terrorism. I also read the answer you are referring to and it made no sense to me. I'm a christian, but I still have a sense of humor when it is humorous and not ridiculing.
2007-05-29 15:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No it doesn't. I am a christian but I don't think making jokes about hell means you are a terrorist. Some people are just to judgemetal.
2007-05-29 15:11:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
To the uneducated all bad things are one - if you're a liberal you're a fascist, if you're a socialist you support terrorism etc etc, regardless of whether the things in question are mutually exclusive, let alone complete opposites.
2007-05-29 15:11:28 · answer #6 · answered by Mordent 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
These days any little thing you do that is not "with them" is "against them" and therefore subject to accusations of supporting terrorism.. It's sickening.
2007-05-29 15:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by RU SRS? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there has to be a reason that you joke about the president of the united states and mock hell too. I also offered the possiblity that you stand against the bible and the president for other than supporting terrorism too.
and I offered you the way of salvation-you would rather make an issue of the first then go for the second -this again with added information is the way to Jesus-will you go to your grave saying I rejected Jesus because a guy said i support terrorism or something else for mocking a man and the bible about hell=know the Jesus who offers heaven instead of torment forever in hell weeping wailing and gnashing teeth forever for rejecting the salvation Jesus offers=Matthew chapter 12 and Revelations 19-22 the agony of hell and the joy of heaven described, along with the sowing of the sead of the Word of God. This is how I learned the easy way=
Jesus is the unique only begotten son of God, John 3:16 who loves us unconditionally.
truth in the Messiah =He knocks on every heart-to come in and deliver even from one lie and be our personal Messiah, savior and best friend. Revelation 3:19&20
he was predicted all the way back to Adam and Eve Genesis 3:15 chapter 3 verse 15
and 700 years before he came perfectly predicted=
Isaiah 52:13-53:12 "All we like sheep have gone astray. He will lay down his life as a lamb to make atonement for our sins."
Isaiah 9:6 "Unto you a child will be born, a Son is given, and he is almighty God, the prince of peace." Jesus is God-
free will in salvation is the offer of the Messiah Jesus for our soul to us, yet all in his knowledge=Life is offered -yet death and passing to everlasting life in hell and heaven is a reality too.
Do not condemn a doctor for offering you the cure for the disease that would kill you! Jesus paid the ultimate price to die for our sins, so we can believe-had these Scriptures Revelation 3:19&20 Salvation & chapters 19-22 of death and hell, been given without the offer of his salvation and the joy of heaven life and death would be hopeless.
Messiah Jesus is my savior and best friend, and that helps me to share his salvation that others may believe too, and be rescued as I was from the judgement to hell.
John 3= repented of sin and got born again, asking him into my heart to be my friend, amen.
I prayed "Jesus I am sorry for my sins, come into my heart and be my friend, help me, amen."
He said "I love you and knock on your heart door to come in, deliver from sin when you repent (-even of one lie), and ask me in to be your friend." Revelation 3:19&20
what an honor and joy to know Jesus , now my Messiah and best friend.
prayin for you too, David a good joke is good-a bad joke is hell-here is a joke for you a good one- where is hell? i can prove where it is--really!!! hell is at the end of a Christ rejecting life (but its too late for humor there)!
2007-05-29 15:15:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
All talking donkeys are obviously secret Al-Quaeda operatives. We should have you shipped off to Guantanamo Bay forthwith.
2007-05-29 15:12:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
She's just quoting hell, cause she's never been to heaven!
2007-05-29 15:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋